Table of Contents

CLASSIC GUY STUFF
How to Build a Campfire
Poker Hierarchy and Glossary
Toolbox Essentials
How to Hang a Picture Frame
How to Jump-Start a Car
How to Change a Flat Tire
The Only Knot You’ll Ever Need to Know
How to Cast a Fishing Rod
Twelve Famous Playboy Playmates
How to Hold a Baby Tips for Selecting a Good Cigar

PERSONAL APPEARANCE
Fifteen Wardrobe Essentials
The Perfect Attire for Every Occasion
How to Tie a Tie
How to Sew On a Button
How to Shave Properly
How to Perform a Proper Push-Up
How to Perform Abdominal Crunches
How to Perform a Proper Pull-Up
How to Throw a Punch

ETIQUETTE AND SOCIALIZING
How to Fart in Public and Get Away with It
The Perfect Tip for Every Occasion
How to Open a Beer Bottle Without an Opener
How to Shotgun a Beer
Elements of a Basic Bar
Drinks That Change Your Breath . . .
Two Cocktails for Women
Two Cocktails for Your Parents
Two Cocktails for a Party
How to Win a Drink at a Bar
How to Order a Bottle of Wine
Facts and Notes About Wine

GOOD HUMOR
The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
An Obligatory Joke About Changing a Light Bulb
A Good Joke for a Kid
Another Good Joke for a Kid
A Good Joke for a Date
A Good Joke for the Guys
A Good Joke for the Office

BUSINESS AND PLEASURE
How to Bet on Horses
How to Calculate Your Golf Handicap
Five Classic Golf Bets
How to Ask for a Raise
How to Negotiate
How to Read the Stock Index
How to Give a Toast
How to Make a Good First Impression
How to Give a Good Compliment

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS
Five Pick-Up Lines in Five Different Languages
How to Pick Up a Woman
How to Last Ten Minutes on the Dance Floor
Tips for the Grill
How to Make the Perfect Omelet
Tips for Taking a Great Photograph
How to Give a Great Massage
How to Buy Clothes for a Woman
How to Buy a Diamond
How to Propose
Wedding Anniversary Chart
Simple Answers to Difficult Questions
Stuff You Should Know But I Can’t Tell You

About the Author

Brett Cohen enjoys his vodka on the rocks, his meat on the grill, and his Sundays on the couch. He lives in Pennsylvania.

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