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Once Snockers was a bright and happy clown, with just the right combination of juggling, pratfalls, and ethnic slurs. One day he auditioned for the role of spokesclown at the seventh largest burger chain in the southeast. But sadly, he forgot to lay off the liquor. His high-octane breath was touched off by a lit chargrill in the studio... and the place went up in a mighty fireball. Once the flames were extinguished, the smoke cleared, and the dead buried, Snockers learned he was passed over for the job, which instead went to his arch-nemesis Froze-O the Clown. Realizing the peak of his career would be a shoe dye commercial from 1983, this drunk-ast bastard has sunk into the bottle like never before.