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A Woman's Little Instruction Book

Ever since Eve handed Adam that apple, women everywhere have been mystified by what it is exactly that makes men what they are. Packed with handy hints and helpful tips, A Woman's Little Instruction Book grasps this fruit and squeezes till the pips squeak. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. The only reason men are on this planet is because vibrators can't dance or buy drinks. You will find everything you need to know about a man in his pants drawer. A man who thinks you should be thinner, and tells you so, should be operated on without an anaesthetic.
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Jasmine Birtles is a comedienne, writer, broadcaster and journalist. She has many men friends, and points them to the light and waters them regularly.

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