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Very Nice Ways to Say Very Bad Things
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Chapter 1. Censuring the Fool: The Lost Art of the Insult
Of Hos and Hounds
International Culinary Observations
At a Loss for Words, Hockey Puck? Quote Shakespeare!
Sacre Bleu: Minced Oaths, Profanities and Expletives
The Body and Its Imperfections
Silent Disparagement: The Bird and His Friends
Circumlocution
Worshipping at the Shrine of Bacchus

Chapter 2. Indisposition Gastro-Intestinal Disorder
Pussyfooting around the Curse Crawling Creatures
Social Diseases
Foul Emanations
In the Privy
Wring Out One's Socks
Afflicted by Time's Winged Chariot
The Bucket Kick'd

Chapter 3. Bewitched, Bothered and Betwattled
Overborne by Desire
Temporary Priaprism
Humbled in the Act of Love
The Long Carbine
Dallying, Firkytoodling, and Finkdiddling
Bowing at the Altar of Eros
Safe Sex or Sex "Sain et Sauf"
Men Behaving Badly

About the Author

Researching her bestselling novels Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife and Darcy & Elizabeth, author Linda Berdoll was surprised and delighted by the euphemisms she turned up-most of them of an insulting nature. Berdoll compiled them here to entertain and enlighten. She lives on a pecan farm in Del Valle, Texas, with her husband.

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