Barry Kraft has been a professional actor for four and a half decades, has specialised in Shakespearean roles, having performed in all 38 plays. He has acted more than 100 different roles in 86 full productions throughout the western United States, including 20 seasons at the Oregon Shakespeare Festival. Barry has lectured extensively at major universities and theatre companies.
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'apish bald-pated abomination' and 'cuckoldly dull-brained
blockhead.'
-Buzzfeed
America, it's time to take our unfriendly discourse to the next
level. No more cliche F-bombs or redundant reality-show
retorts...The 162 vocabulary flashcards featured in the
spiral-bound Shakespeare Insult Generator by Barry Kraft will help
you create more than 150,000 staggeringly specific insults. Tell
those sneaping rug-headed pig-nuts exactly what you think of them,
especially when they act like pestiferous mushrumps. They'll be so
confused or amused that your conflict will disappear. Peace through
literature, you white-livered scuts!
- Sacramento News Review
Let's face it. If you spend enough time on the Internet, someone's
going to purposely insult you, probably in boring old four-letter
fashion. If you're a big enough person, you can close the browser,
chat, or email window and turn the other cheek. Or you can break
out the spiral bound Shakespeare Insult Generator and mix
and match the bard's words to your nefarious purposes. Each page is
broken into three flippable cards for over 150,000 combinations of
high-brow contempt. On the back of each card is a translation, so
you can know exactly what taunt you've tossed. What are you waiting
for, you beslubbering, leptus-leering costermonger?
- Geek Dad
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