Sean Kelly left teaching to edit the National Lampoon. Going from bad to worse, he now writes books (e.g., Boom Baby Moon) and television shows (e.g., Between the Lions). He lives in Brooklyn, New York, a loyal Canadian exile and practicing ex-Catholic. Rosemary Rogers is the co-author of Saints Preserve Us!, Who in Hell . . ., How to Be Irish (Even If You Already Are), Boomer Babes, and the How to Be Irish 2001 Calendar. She lives in Manhattan and always wears a Saint medal.