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Look at My Striped Shirt!
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Target. Observe. Ridicule. You run into them every day the striped-shirt guy, the karaoke master, the dude with a pencil-thin beard, the guy who won t shut up about his fantasy football team characters who annoy, irritate, and incense us all. Based on the wildly popular essay on ThePhatPhree.com by Mike Polk, this book is a look inside the heads of the most infuriating douchebags on Earth. It s the best of ThePhatPhree.com plus more than fifty all-new, hilarious pieces written by some of your favorite writers from this site.Everyone s (Least) Favorite, The Striped-Shirt Guy I will valet tonight! I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him. I will tell him, Take it easy on the brakes, champ ! When I do not hook up with a girl at the club, I will say that the place is full of skanks and wait in line at another bar, only to strike out again! Your Cool High School Teacher Here are some things I allow in my class that other teachers don t: eating, drinking, swearing, dancing, smoking, fighting, cell phones, Texas hold em, iPods, andsex. Like my Goo Goo Dolls tee? Anyone else here down with the Dolls? No? Meeither. I m just wearing it as a goof.The Guy with Amazing Taste in Music Personally, I haven t listened to the radio in fifteen years. If you have ever heard a bandon the radio, then I can assure you, I am not a fan. I stopped listening to American music about ten years ago.

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THE PHAT PHREE is a gloriously irreverent group of talented comedy writers from around the country.

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"Very phunny."--Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com "This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written."--Tucker Max, author of the New York Times bestseller I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell "I crapped my pants."--Robert Hamburger, author of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book Very phunny. Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written. Tucker Max, author of the New York Times bestseller I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell I crapped my pants. Robert Hamburger, author of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book" "Very phunny."--Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com "This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written."--Tucker Max, author of the "New York Times" bestseller "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" "I crapped my pants."--Robert Hamburger, author of "REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book" "Very phunny."--Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com "This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written."--Tucker Max, author of the "New York Times" bestseller "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" "I crapped my pants."--Robert Hamburger, author of "REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book" " Very phunny." -- Ricky Van Veen, cofounder of CollegeHumor.com " This is a very good book. But it is clearly not as funny as anything I have written." -- Tucker Max, author of the "New York Times" bestseller "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" " I crapped my pants." -- Robert Hamburger, author of "REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book"

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