Francis Sturt lives as a virtual hermit in the Midlands of the UK, together with his rock (partner) and flea infested moggie. His strangest experience was recently in the Philippines, where Francis used an ATM guarded by a security officer with a pump action shotgun. Well, Pope Francis, whom was just visiting, coincidently, has to be protected from Papa-mania too. Francis is a rare breed of authors with a jaded sense of humour and over 12 qualifications in English Language, Sociology and Psychotherapy. Francis says he has one goal in life, to be infamous rather than famous. Why? Everybody has got it - infamy!