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How to Become a Federal Criminal


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By day, Mike Chase is a white collar criminal defense lawyer. By night, he's the legal humorist behind the @CrimeADay Twitter feed, where he offers a daily dose of his extensive research into the curious, intriguing, and often amusing history of America's expansive criminal laws. Mike's work has made him the go-to commentator on the countless weird and esoteric federal criminal laws buried deep in the books: he's been a featured guest on American Public Media's The Uncertain Hour, published in The Wall Street Journal, and more.


"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that ...'" * New York Times Book Review *
"Both an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system...Chase's book is enlightening and entertaining ... and a must have for defense attorneys who are looking to break the ice with a new client. Include How To Become A Federal Criminal on your summer reading list." * Forbes *
"Mike has that rare combination of wit and wisdom that he weaves throughout the book. It's not just a collection of dumb and weird crimes, but explanations and anecdotes about how we got into this mess." * Simple Justice *
"A fun, frequently hilarious read that drives home an important point: Congress and federal regulators have criminalized far too much conduct, including many seemingly innocuous activities that the average person would never think are crimes. This indispensable volume can help readers avoid the slammer by taking care, among other things, not to shoot geese from a sailboat, walk a dog in a national park with an extra-long leash, or write a check for less than a dollar. Such iniquitous conduct simply cannot be tolerated."
-Senator Orrin Hatch
"A hilarious tour through the literally countless number of things our federal government has criminalized. Come for the War on Margarine, stay to learn the legal way to boil garbage for a pig. The scariest part of the book however, is how many of these crimes were created by bureaucrats, not Congress."
-Senator Mike Lee
"Falconry is my passion, before I read this book I thought nothing of lending my falcon to a friend so it could be in their movie, now I know how grievously I've transgressed and will reflect on that for the next 10-15."
-Will Menaker, New York Times bestselling coauthor of Chapo Guide to Revolution

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