About the Author

Lucy Porter is a stand-up comic, writer, and admirer of hairy men. After developing an early affection for fuzzy chests, Lucy’s thing for hirsute men grew over the years—she was at an impressionable age during the eighties designer-stubble fad, and realized that she secretly preferred the full-on ZZ Top look. She was delighted when Jake Gyllenhaal grew a beard. She lives in London.