On dry land, our day-to-day lives are being well and truly done up the wrong 'un by hordes of idiots who drag us down with their foolishness, their tompankery and their epic sh*thousery. Something must be done - it's time for the idiots to be dispatched into the f**king sea.
Andy Dawson has written for an array of newspapers and magazines over the past two decades, some of which no longer exist. Get In The Sea! is his fourth book, if you include the two that he co-wrote with Monkey from the PG tips adverts.