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A Game of Three Halves

A little book crammed full of hilarious pearls of football wisdom. Next summer the world will be submerged by the beautiful game. A Game of Three Halves will quote some of the luminaries who have graced the game over the years. Players: Ian Rush, noticing that a long-serving journalist was absent from a press conference, asked where he was. "Unfortunately," came the reply, "he has very suddenly and unexpectedly passed on." "How did he die?" asked the Liverpool legend. "It was the big 'C"' came the reply. "Couldn't he swim?" asked Rush. Managers: At his first match in charge of Nottingham Forest, Ron Atkinson emerged from the tunnel to a rapturous welcome from the home fans. Beaming, he soaked up the applause, posed for the crowd of press photographers...then went and sat in the away team's dugout. Fans: Among the items with which Luis Figo was pelted by irate Barcelona fans when he returned there with arch rivals Real Madrid were two mobile telephones.
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Mr Croker has produced football documentaries for Radio 5 Live and has written on football for the Evening Standard, Match of the Day magazine and Four Four Two magazine and is the author of The Bluffers Guide to Football. He's currently writing his second novel for Little Brown.


Two very funny little mini-books published just before we're submerged by the World Cup - the first is for football widows to help turn a dreaded evening into a night to remember and the second is a collection of classic clangers dropped by some of the luminaries of the beautiful game.

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