Rosemarie Jarski writes screenplays and compiles anthologies. Her previous publications include Hollywood Wit and Wisecracks (Prion). Wrinklies' Wit & Wisdom will be published by Prion in June 2005. She lives in Cheshire.
"'You know you've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.' - Peter Kay; '- Are you of royal stock?' 'No, my father was a grocer. I'm of vegetable stock.' - Morecambe and Wise; 'Kids are great... they practically raise themselves nowadays, you know, with the Internet and all.' - Homer Simpson"