Robert Brockway is a Senior Editor and columnist for Cracked.com. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Meagan and their two dogs, Detectives Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. He has been known, on occasion, to have a beard. He is the author of Everything is Going to Kill Everybody, The Empty Ones, and The Unnoticeables.
Praise for The Empty Ones "[R]eads like a collaboration by Hunter S. Thompson, the Sex Pistols, and H.P. Lovecraft . . . 'mostly bravado, lies, and perversion, ' which perfectly sums up the gutter-dwelling vibe of this novel." --Publisher's Weekly Praise for The Unnoticables "Like Hunter S. Thompson went drinking with Stephen King." --Publishers Weekly "Brings [Cracked]'s legendarily irreverent wit to this raunchy, rollicking tale of punk rock, gruesome horror and pop-culture satire." --NPR "A nasty, freaky, and haphazardly funny horror story." --Kirkus Reviews "The Unnoticeables is pure science fiction horror lurking behind the wry smile of a punk rocker in beer-stained blue jeans. Brockway writes confidently and with an utterly original voice, delivering a rude, smart, and at times terrifying story that I guarantee you've never seen before." --Daniel H. Wilson, New York Times bestselling author of Robopocalypse "Deliriously unhinged in the best way possible. Fantasy that is fast, funny, and downright freaky." --Chuck Wendig, bestselling author of Blackbirds "A visceral blend of brutality and cunning: bloody, innovative, and wildly compelling." --Cherie Priest, bestselling author of Maplecroft