Table of Contents

Prologue Chapter 1: Achtung spitfire, 1969-1987 Chapter 2: Poolballs, 1987-1994 Chapter 3: Pack-a-day monkey, 1994-1995 Chapter 4: Saturation, 1995-1996 Chapter 5: Killer mouse, 1996-1997 Chapter 6: Deamon barber, 1997-1998 Chapter 7: The Hobbit House, 1998-1999 Chapter 8: Where you from? 1999-2000 Chapter 9: Barrel fever, 2000-2001 Chapter 10: The darkest continent Chapter 11: Gobbing, 2002 Chapter 12: Turbo San, 2002 Chapter 13: Legless in Russia, 2003 Chapter 14: The ghost of a flea, 2004 Chapter 15: Ah Meng, 2004 Epilogue

About the Author

Paul Carter was born in England in 1969. His father's military career had the family moving all over the world, re-locating every few years. He has worked in the oil industry for fifteen years, re-locating every few years (old habits). Paul has lived and worked, gotten into trouble and been given a serious talking to, in; England, Scotland, Germany, France, Holland, Norway, Portugal, Tunisia, Australia, Nigeria, Russia, Singapore, Malaysia, Borneo, Columbia, Vietnam, Thailand, Papua New Guinea, Sumatra, the Philippines, Korea, Japan, China, USA and Saudi Arabia. Today he lives in Sydney with two motorbikes and a daschund named Collin. But who knows where he'll be tomorrow . . . www.paulcarterauthor.com