Introduction. Sheerness. Bury St Edmunds. Oxford. Glastonbury. Rhyl. Blackburn. Boston. Four Marks. Newquay. Hatfield. Worksop. Huntingdon. Burnham Market. Jarrow. Tilston. Antrim. Gateshead. Broxburn. Louth. Newton Stewart. Warrington. Merthyr Tydfil. Blackpool. Wrexham. Bacup. Great Yarmouth. Newhaven. Dursley. Medway towns. Kilmarnock. Woodstock. Crawley. Haworth. Brighton. Banbury. Pontefract. Thetford. Camberley. Jaywick. Calais. Stoke-on-Trent. High Wycombe. Nuneaton. Coventry. Gibraltar. York. Southampton. Chipping Norton. Bradford. London (featuring: The City of London! Croydon! Tottenham! Mayfair! Teddington!). Appendix - Not So Crap Towns: Hull, Bedford, Liverpool, Morecambe, Hackney. Index.
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