Todd Oldham Melissa de la Cruz captures all the nuances of the New York fashion sillies with wit and accuracy. Simon Doonan author of Confessions of a Window Dresser and creative director, Barneys Melissa de la Cruz is the Jackie Collins of the "Moomba" generation -- she's on a collision course with pulp stardom. Tim Blanks host of E!'s Fashion File Lurid! Harrowing! Picaresque! Michael Musto The Village Voice A gift bag full of satire, spectacle, and name-dropping. It's all too fabulous for words.