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Can I Give Them Back Now?

A is for Anxiety, Alcohol and awful Activities, B is for Bedtime, Baking and Boredom, C is for Crushing Routine, Competitive Parenting, and well, generally, Crapness of Parenting and S is for Snot, Soft Play Barns, Sniffing Children s Arses and Sex (see also,L for Lack thereof ) Can I Give them Back Now? An A-Z of Parenting Under Fives is a gritty, down-to-earth and laugh-out-loud guide to imperfect parenthood.Realistic, often dark and occasionally shocking, Joanna Simmons and Jay Curtis brilliantly alternative guide to parenting is a must-have for all new mums and dads.
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A must have for all new mums and dads - at last, a laugh-out-loud book about the darker moments of parenthood.

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Joanna Simmons and Jay Curtis are writers and mothers of small children, and live in Brighton. This is their first book together.


"Made me laugh out loud twice and snort at least once. Would love to publish it for Mothers' Day as an antidote to all that pastel guff out there." * Sam Fanaken, Sales Manager * "So true to the reality and Dunkirk spirit of parenthood." * Tom Drake-Lee, Sales Director and father of two * "Really funny, I laughed out loud at the definition of childcare! Love the humour! It's exactly what I find funny." * Ruth Warburton, Publicity Manager and mother of two * "Hilarious and horribly, horribly accurate. Speaking as a Dad, I say publish and be damned!" * Roger Bratchell, Marketing Director and father of two *

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