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Bleachy-haired Honky Bitch

Tales from a Bad Neighborhood

By Hollis Gillespie

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Format: Paperback / softback, 288 pages
Other Information: illustrations
Published In: United States, 01 March 2005
Drawing on her peripatetic childhood as the daughter of a travelling salsman, and her adult residence in one of Atlanta's seedier crack neighbourhoods, columnist Hollis Gillespie has assembled a comic, poignant memoir about her life.


In this zesty memoir, NPR commentator and flight attendant Gillespie riffs on everything from her work as a "bad German translator" to her belief that a lesbian ghost is haunting her house. Gillespie, a hard-living bleached blonde who yearns to own a house, is as charming as a friendly drunk who says one funny, impossible sentence after another. She chronicles her life in diminutive essays, with an appreciation for absurd, seemingly minor moments. The book's title comes from the curses yelled by a man who was taking an "asshole stroll" across the road, ambling along with the speed of a diseased bovine, Gillespie notes, when she almost hit him because she wasn't paying attention. She suspects the neighborhood denizens will be unhappy that someone like her is looking for a house in the area: "[The crack dealers] shake their heads dejectedly, knowing it's a bad day for the neighborhood when bleachy-haired honky bitches can't brake to accommodate a good asshole stroll." Among these bright moments of detail, Gillespie manages to tell the story of her family, and like any family worth examining, it has an unusually large number of oddballs. Her mother, who wanted to become a cosmetologist but was terrible at it, ended up as a weapons designer after falling into a job at IBM. Her usually jobless father excelled at charming people into buying him drinks and wearing designer shoes. Sometimes tender, but mostly just wry and a bit wild, Gillespie's writing is like the best radio commentary, leaving fans hungry for more. Photos. (On sale Mar. 2) Forecast: Author appearances throughout the South will lure in readers, and Gillespie's NPR fans are a sure bet, too. Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.

"Funny and moving. Completely compelling." -- San Francisco Chronicle "Raucous." -- Entertainment Weekly "Riotous . . . rib-crackingly funny." -- Vanity Fair "Zesty." -- Publishers Weekly "Riotous . . . rib-crackingly funny."--Vanity Fair "Funny and moving. Completely compelling."--San Francisco Chronicle "Raucous."--Entertainment Weekly "Zesty."--Publishers Weekly "Gillespie's irreverent wit and hilarious observations are reverberating far beyond the trailer park."--Writer's Digest Riotous . . . rib-crackingly funny. --Vanity Fair" Raucous. --Entertainment Weekly" Zesty. --Publishers Weekly" Gillespie s irreverent wit and hilarious observations are reverberating far beyond the trailer park. --Writer's Digest" Funny and moving. Completely compelling. --San Francisco Chronicle"

EAN: 9780060561994
ISBN: 0060561998
Publisher: ReganBooks,U.S.
Dimensions: 13.97 x 1.78 x 20.83 centimetres (0.36 kg)
Age Range: 15+ years
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