CONTENTS Introduction Whatever happened to British bulldog, Brandy (not what Nanna used to drink), Yabbying, Plastic soldier with a parachute, Firecrackers, Slug gun, air rifle or BB gun, Marbles, The billycart (probably named after me), Climbing trees Billy answers the big questions The big bang theory, Evolution, Aliens, The meaning of life, Life after death Billy on tools Billy's top ten tools Billy rates takeaway Billy's rules for perfect BBQ-ing Billy's premiership diary Community service Cooking with beer The wisdom of Blighty More wisdom from Blighty Even more wisdom from Blighty Get your prostate checked Billy's rules for going to the tip How to dress Weddings, Black tie, BBQ, Out for dinner, Shopping, At the beach, At the races, At the footy, Visiting the in-laws, MCC Members, Dropping your kids off, Around the house,
Billy is a Geelong Football Club legend - he retired in 1996 having played in four losing grand finals. He wept publicly when the Cats won the premiership in 2007. Originally from Jerilderie, he famously kicked a footy 80 metres over a silo, and also kicked a winning goal in a preliminary final after the siren. Billy is part of the Channel Nine Footy Show and co-host of SEN 116's popular radio breakfast show. Billy is just the expert required for this book: he has first-hand experiences of footy, cricket, golf, darts and gambling. And drinking (responsibly, of course).