3.0 out of 5 based on 4 reviews. – Customer review on 28/06/2007

Man, Jessica Simpson has GOT to be the dumbest bubble head on the planet. This TV reality show about two spoiled, rich brats who have no real talents other than looking good and making mediocre bubblegum pop music is mindless fun though.

Jessica Simpson is the ultimate spoiled rich girl brat. And man, is she DUMB! The episodes where she thinks Chicken of the Sea tuna is made of chicken or where she things buffalo wings are made of buffalo. You get the idea. This gal is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She's a pretty, spoiled little rich girl who's been waited on hand and foot her whole life and can't even do basic household chores!

Nick will dump Jessica in a few short years if he knows what's good for him. Sure she's hot, but can you imagine spending the REST OF YOUR LIFE with this woman? I can't either. These two no talents had better save their money too, cos their careers and fifteen minutes of fame were over about fifteen minutes ago.

But then again, if the rest of us had that much money from a young age, wouldn't most of us be spoiled too? This show proves all our worst suspicions about life are true. Nice guys finish last, women really do love jerks, pretty people come out on top in life, and obscenely rich people sleep very well at night. Happy viewing!

3.0 out of 5 based on 4 reviews. – Customer review on 09/03/2007

Watching this series makes one really wonder just how dumb Jessica Simpson is - is it an act or is she really that low in brain cells? Similarly, the public displays of affection seem a little over the top... you can't help but wonder if everything was just an act.

Despite all these suggestions of a set up, newlyweds is a rather hilarious watch. But hilarious in the stupid teen comedy genre sense of the word. Overexposure to this fluffy comedy may lead to a severe headache.

Unless this is on sale (I bought it for 9 bucks!) I strongly recommend that you rent it.

3.0 out of 5 based on 4 reviews. – Customer review on 19/02/2007

This show did nothing but increase my dislike for Jessica Simpson. Although, that said it really does amuse me to wonder just how dumb she really is.

Seriously though... do not buy this DVD unless you can get it super super cheap... like I did. If you can't, just rent it because it's unlikely you'd ever want to rewatch this series.

4.0 out of 5 based on 4 reviews. – Customer review on 14/09/2006

Good reality TV viewing. A glimpse into the lives of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. At times it's funny, loving and some of the things Jessica says make me belive that she's just playing at 'dumb' for the camera (yes, that tuna/chicken thing). Sad to think that the couple didn't make it and would be awful to think that the show somehow helped this along but that said, they agreed to make it and it's good light viewing for anyone.