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A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

By Celia Rivenbark

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About the Author

Celia Rivenbark is the bestselling author of "Bless Your Heart, Tramp" and "We're Just Like""You, Only Prettier." She is a humor columnist for McClatchy-Tribune Information Services and lives in North Carolina with her husband and daughter.

Reviews

"This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends."--"Publishers Weekly""" "She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World."--"Entertainment Weekly""" Praise for Celia Rivenbark and "We're Just Like You, Only Prettier"""
"Will give you a case of the giggles."
--"New York Daily News"""
"Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper."""
"--St. Petersburg Times"""
"Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection."""
"--Dallas Morning News"""
"North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate, ' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark."
-"-Greensboro News & Record"""
"I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book....What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!"
--Lee Smith, author of "The Last Girls"""
"Laugh-out-loud funny.""--Cleveland Plain Dealer"""
"A collection of essays by a woman working in her element...Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary.""---Blue Ridge Business Journal"""
"An edgy Erma. An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.' "--"The Tennessean"""
"A hoot and a holler.""--Boston Herald"""
"I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion."
--Haven Kimmel, author of "A Girl Named Zippy"