Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his chips untouched at lunch!; Edwart saves her from a flying snowball! - Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive? Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.
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a very funny and entertaining book, great for all ages it is smilar to twiglight but is a very enjoyable book Completely hilarious! Not only will you giggle at the original jokes, you'll find the most funny parts are nearly identical to the original material in Twilight!
A very funny book and a great read for any 'anti twilighters' out there, or anyone that doesnt take the whole
twilight and stephenie meyer series too seriously.Harvard lampoon , does a good job of spoofing edward and bella,
through Belle and Edwart ,and the various other characters in Twilight and the whole undead thing. For anyone that
likes a good chuckle whilst reading.
Completely hilarious! Not only will you giggle at the original jokes, you'll find the most funny parts are nearly identical to the original material in Twilight!
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