Ever been caught with your trousers down (literally or metaphorically) and needed a good excuse? Look no further, "A Little Book of Excuses" will have excuses to cover every situation: 'I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up for work.' 'I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.' 'She meant nothing to me...other than a night of wild passion that i will remember to the end of my days and against which i will measure all other women.'

About the Author

Jasmine Britles is a former stand-up comic with over twenty-five books to her name. She now appears regularly on radio and television and was recently invited to debate on feminism with Germaine Greer at the Oxford Union.