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In the spirit of Chelsea Handler and Mindy Kaling, a collection of outrageously funny essays by the actress, writer, and one of the funniest women on Twitter.

About the Author

Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer, called one of the funniest women on Twitter by The Huffington Post. She writes for Playboy Online, has appeared in Wilfred, Suits, CSI NY, Crash, the WB series Angel, and plays a recurring character in the third season of HBO's GIRLS.

Reviews

"Jenny puts into words those thoughts you're ashamed to admit to your therapist, your dog, or even yourself. This outrageous book will have you laughing out loud and thanking god you aren't her husband." --CHELSEA HANDLER, New York Times bestselling author of Uganda Be Kidding Me"Honest, hilarious, and a book I would highly recommend hiding from your daughter." --JIM GAFFIGAN, New York Times bestselling author of Dad Is Fat"Jenny Mollen is a brilliant writer with balls of steel--this is the most honest, hilarious, and batsh*t insane memoir I've read in ages." --DIABLO CODY, New York Times bestselling author of Candy Girl"In a town full of phonies, Jenny Mollen is the genuine article. With true candor and a biting sense of humor, she bravely lays her secrets bare in a memoir that's compulsively readable, undeniably smart, and breathtakingly funny. Take note, everyone, because Jenny Mollen is about to become the Next Big Thing!" --JEN LANCASTER, New York Times bestselling author of The Tao of Martha and Bitter Is the New Black"Jenny Mollen is basically telling women that it's okay to be crazy and to embrace their jealousy, paranoia and rage. This book is so funny--you'll laugh your ass off. I only hope my girlfriend doesn't read it." --JEFFREY ROSS, author of I Only Roast the Ones I Love"You know when a friend tells you what they almost did, but came to their senses and didn't? Well, Jenny Mollen does it with gusto, and I can't get enough! You'll never believe how badly you'll want to meet her after reading her hilarious book." --JUDY GREER, author of I Don't Know What You Know Me From"Yikes and wow. You will be horrified. You will be entertained. What you'll never be, as you read Jenny Mollen's memoir, is bored." --PATTON OSWALT, New York Times bestselling author of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland"Jenny's type of fucked up is the kind I want to squish up and put in my bag and keep with me all the time--and now I can. Thanks, America." --KELLY OXFORD, New York Times bestselling author of Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar"Filth. If you like your ladies hot and your filth filthy, this is the book for you. Jenny is bitchy and body-obsessed, husband-obsessed, self-aggrandizing, and always amazing." --MICHAEL IAN BLACK, New York Times bestselling author of You're Not Doing It Right"Jenny tells her stories with such raw honesty that even when she's behaving badly, you'll root for her. Also, you'll laugh your ass off. After reading this, I want to be her best friend but also I'm scared of her." --SARAH COLONNA, New York Times bestselling author of Life As I Blow It