University degrees should be for everyone. Not just for some self-appointed elite who study obscure stuff like Classics, History and Mediaeval Studies. Universities need to offer a range of subjects that will ensure anyone can get a degree in something - it's purely a matter of responding to modern market forces. This is the vision of Ralston University's new Vice-Chancellor. Unburdened by any sense of academic tradition or excellence - and coming from a background in company liquidations - he proceeds to close down the teaching of traditional academic subjects, replacing them with diploma and degree courses in line dancing, hamburgerology and applied witchcraft. More than a new broom that sweeps clean, he is hell-bent on excoriating every last shred of intellectual fibre from the bones of academic tradition. Drawn into this sudden chain of events, can the wise but world-weary Professor Trout save his own job in the Department of Medieval Studies? Or will the monstrous Professor Beefenstein squeeze him out with her teaching of Rubenesque Studies to justify female obesity? Are panelbeating and 'paedophilac studies' to become legitimised as scholarship? It seems anything is possible
About the Author
Wellington-based Sir Robert Jones has been described variously over the years as property tycoon, free-enterpriser, self-made man, political party leader, syndicated newspaper columnist, boxing fan and intelligent, sarcastic bastard. Born in Lower Hutt in 1939, he attended Naenae College. Becoming established as a national identity through his career as a property investor and founder and leader of the New Zealand Party from 1983 to 1985, he is also a leading commentator on financial matters, education, and social policy. He has donated statues to municipalities and established humanities scholarships. He counts among his other interests trout fishing, tennis, cricket, politics and gardening. He is the author of numerous fiction and non-fiction publications.
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– Customer review on 26/05/2004
Degrees for everyone is a hilarious tale that highlights the growing trend of tertiary institutions offering courses that are just plain silly.
With the government funding tertiary institutions by the number of students they can enrol and students getting huge loans freely and easily, these courses have become widespread.
Bob Jones uses a story about a university whose new Vice Chancellor is an ex-businessman who turns the university into a profit centre rather than centre for learning.
In typical Jones style, he takes us through the painful restructing from the point of view of a Mideaval Studies lecturer forced into conforming to the new way of courses like line dancing and burgerology (yes the study of hamburgers :)
An enjoyable read, which kept me laughing throughout.
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– Customer review on 13/04/2004
“Degrees for Everyone is Vile Bodies in academic drag. Jones skewers the commercialisation of universities but beneath the outrageous humour he delivers the sombre truth that without the humanities we are all dehumanised.”
—Margaret Clark, Professor of Political Science, Victoria University of Wellington
"This book is outrageously funny. The denouement is a sheer joy to read."
-- Dr Deborah Russell, Lecturer in Philosophy, Massey University
"Bob Jones' funniest book yet is also his most important. Anyone who cares about education, language and literature should read this book."
-- Deborah Hill-Cone, News Editor, National Business Review
"Fearlessly offensive and very funny."
-- Dr Malcolm Wright, Associate Professor in Marketing, Massey University
"More riotous than Lodge, more satirical than Sharpe, Bob Jones pours hilarious scorn on the current mismanagement of universities."
-- Dr Rosalind Hursthouse, Professor of Philosophy, University of Auckland
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