Fact: Ithyphallophobia is the fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis. Fact: You are more likely to be killed by a donkey than an airplane crash. This is a hilarious collection of little-known facts about the world that are weird, creepy, disgusting and sure to frighten the bejeezus out of anyone. This ultimate bathroom book will enlighten you to a variety of troubling truths about everything from the secret ingredient found in bottled water to what your brother was doing just before you shook his hand, from a fish that wants to swim up your genitals to how a simple airplane flight can blow out your rectum. Educational, entertaining and horrifying, this book isn't guaranteed to help you go to the bathroom, but it's certain to make your time there more enjoyable.

About the Author

Cary McNeal is an Emmy-winning TV writer and producer in Atlanta, Georgia. He has written comedy for Mike Myers, Chris Tucker, Fred Willard and more. Cary writes for several websites, including Asylum (asylum.com) and Not For Tourists (NotForTourists.com), blogs at List Of The Day (listoftheday.blogspot.com).